quarta-feira, 25 de abril de 2018

Role Models



Coffee girl: Good morning, can I take your 1.__________? 

Beth: Can I get a tall chai? 

Danny: And a large 2.__________ coffee. 

Coffee girl: A what? 

Danny: Large black coffee? 

Coffee girl: Do you mean a venti? 

Danny: No, I mean large. 

Beth: He means a venti. Yeah, the biggest one you got. 

Coffee girl: Venti is large. 

Danny: No, venti is twenty. 

Beth: Danny. 

Danny: Yeah. Large is large. In fact, 3.__________ is large. And grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages. 

Coffee girl: Look d..., venti is a large 4.__________. 

Danny: Really? Says who? Fellini? 

Beth: How much is that, here's a ten. 

Danny: Do you accept Lira, or is it all Euros now? 

Beth: You know what, keep the 5.__________.

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